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storypanda: Bunny in a blimp | Illustration by Michael...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:44:39 -0400

storypanda:

Bunny in a blimp | Illustration by Michael Fleming @tweedlebop

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:49:45 -0400

storypanda: We camped in the Forest, cooking Food over the Fire...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:28:23 -0400

storypanda:

We camped in the Forest, cooking Food over the Fire | Illustration by Teagan White @teaganwhite

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Mon, 13 May 2013 03:32:42 -0400

Hahaha

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:41:22 -0400

Hahaha

storypanda: Tiger sketches | Character design by Chris Sanders

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:37:54 -0400

storypanda:

Tiger sketches | Character design by Chris Sanders

An 8-year-old’s homework. Ahh yeah!

Fri, 10 May 2013 02:33:55 -0400

An 8-year-old’s homework.

Ahh yeah!

storypanda: Sandwiches are really just big hugs | Illustration...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:15:17 -0400

storypanda:

Sandwiches are really just big hugs | Illustration by temyong

storypanda: Long-beard on a longboard | Illustration by Jorge...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:24:53 -0400

storypanda:

Long-beard on a longboard | Illustration by Jorge Lawerta

storypanda: Monsters are responsible for earth...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:17:44 -0400

storypanda:

Monsters are responsible for earth garden maintenance | Illustration by Jacob Livengood @warholbot

It all makes sense now!

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Sun, 05 May 2013 17:13:56 -0400

storypanda: Lightbulb turned snow globe | Illustration by...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:08:29 -0400

storypanda:

Lightbulb turned snow globe | Illustration by Alessandro Gottardo

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:17:00 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Pretty sweet stuff

Nicely done

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:11:32 -0400

Nicely done

ramonmaiden: Mr. Fett love Nice

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:43:41 -0400

ramonmaiden:

Mr. Fett love

Nice

lustliesandlipstick: Fantastic.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:00:59 -0400

lustliesandlipstick:

Fantastic.

So Neutral Milk Hotel just reunited. And they're touring.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:59:46 -0400

So Neutral Milk Hotel just reunited. And they're touring.:

maddlesmousechowicz:

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Jeff Mangum has teased us with solo shows for long enough. Neutral Milk Hotel are actually, no-bullshit reuniting and heading out on tour in 2013— 15 years after their last shows together. The schedule can be found here. Only a handful have been announced so far, but apparently there is “more to come.”

Excuse me. I’m going to party like it’s 1998.

whaaaaaaat

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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:02:02 -0400

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:04:59 -0400

danhannigan: John Kenn

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 00:20:10 -0400

danhannigan:

John Kenn